tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post3114389647890399700..comments2023-09-05T02:29:27.235-06:00Comments on Britishspeak: Guest Post by CanuckleheadRelax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-90319193731753644852008-04-15T17:30:00.000-06:002008-04-15T17:30:00.000-06:00Linda, if you are out there, just come in. It isn'...Linda, if you are out there, just come in. It isn't as bad as it looks. I promise.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-15487835814334332082008-04-15T17:29:00.000-06:002008-04-15T17:29:00.000-06:00Hi Linda! Come on up to the top post. I want to in...Hi Linda! Come on up to the top post. I want to introduce you to a new English girl, Caroline. OK?Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-85939330847172613962008-04-15T17:22:00.000-06:002008-04-15T17:22:00.000-06:00Well, one thing is for sure, Max, even if I do hav...Well, one thing is for sure, Max, even if I do have a "ritzy blog" not worthy of a comment from yourself I get nowhere near the amount of comments that you do here! I'm lucky if I get 20 or so but here - holy smokes, the comments go on forever and ever and ever! Much like that song from the Titanic movie!Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05698969349369789642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-70334902308200336102008-04-15T03:47:00.000-06:002008-04-15T03:47:00.000-06:00Well done Canucklehead! Please enlighten me: who e...Well done Canucklehead! Please enlighten me: who ended up getting paid for this post???<BR/>When you say you can't help but get down on yourself - do you have photos of that? I've heard that it's possible, but I've never seen it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-7848877778233356942008-04-14T18:26:00.000-06:002008-04-14T18:26:00.000-06:00HI LInda! I've been following you blog. You're doi...HI LInda! I've been following you blog. You're doing alright. I see you're getting ready to head out to California soon. Sorry about that. But good that you'll see your friend. Don't look at me if you are serious about a guest post--and I know you aren't. I can't even think up a good comment for your ritzy blog that wouldn't embarrass you. So I just come by and look in the window every day. Thanks for stopping by, you classy red thing, you! :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-10841789006131017172008-04-14T18:23:00.000-06:002008-04-14T18:23:00.000-06:00Normal side of the planet. Is that what you think ...Normal side of the planet. Is that what you think of us?<BR/><BR/>Ok, I will let you go to bed too. I am being selfish, aren't I?<BR/><BR/>btw I read your new post. Nice. You are getting better and better. Thank you for the nice words about Yummy. I like it when you do that.<BR/><BR/>Of course, now I am Jealous again about the Russians. :) How lucky they are!<BR/><BR/>Glad you puked up their commie shit afterwards, though. :)<BR/><BR/>btw, I saw that anon. comment about your spelling. Fuck them. Why do some people do that--just go around trying to hurt people's feelings. You're spelling is just fine. Don't change. It is one of the little things that make you special. It bears repeating: fuck them. Of course, if it was one of your friends, I take that back. :)<BR/><BR/>Goodnight. Maxy will be protecting you while you sleep. I hope you get a chance to talk tomorrow, but I understand if you don't. :))Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-42233507074924317042008-04-14T18:18:00.000-06:002008-04-14T18:18:00.000-06:00Sorry - been working a lot of hours and have been ...Sorry - been working a lot of hours and have been essentially out of the loop. Just popped in to say that if anyone ever wants to do a guest post on my blog where they do nothing but say what a great writer I am then come on over and I'll open a spot for ya! <BR/><BR/>Not that I would ever get the magnitude and quality of groveling and sucking up that went on here ... (shakes head) ...Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05698969349369789642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-8809672549610400042008-04-14T18:17:00.000-06:002008-04-14T18:17:00.000-06:00Well, if you said nothing more than the comments o...Well, if you said nothing more than the comments on this post, by no means she can't be offended. <BR/>she's probably off to bed now. she's on the normal side of the planet, like me.Marmeladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08711264064815670177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-33640093652444217302008-04-14T18:09:00.000-06:002008-04-14T18:09:00.000-06:00Well, not that.I just wanted my friend's company.D...Well, not that.<BR/><BR/>I just wanted my friend's company.<BR/><BR/>Do you think I offended Bridget today?Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-90245360680342343052008-04-14T18:07:00.000-06:002008-04-14T18:07:00.000-06:00ok, but just a little while. what do you wanna pla...ok, but just a little while. what do you wanna play today?Marmeladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08711264064815670177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-36514818945739107872008-04-14T17:55:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:55:00.000-06:00But I sure wish you would, orange one.If you later...But I sure wish you would, orange one.<BR/><BR/>If you later get insomnia, come turn on the computer and play with night owl Max for a while, will you?Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-68584656261346234692008-04-14T17:53:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:53:00.000-06:00Probably not, Marmelade. Probably not. Just max.Si...Probably not, Marmelade. Probably not. Just max.<BR/><BR/>Sigh.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-61145010146126742492008-04-14T17:52:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:52:00.000-06:00@CarolineHeh. You and everyone else. It was kind o...@Caroline<BR/><BR/>Heh. You and everyone else. It was kind of a joke that really go out of hand. Never again.<BR/><BR/>Hey, thanks for stopping by Caroline! It was really cool meeting you! Don't be a stranger, ok?<BR/><BR/>And Max is serious about stories. They don't all have to all be Geordie, just confusing to Americans. You can write a straight little story, and then "British-ize" it to the max. That's what we need.<BR/><BR/>You wanna know a secret? There's a strange Amercian way out there in the Mountain West that thinks this new English girl is really swell! Don't tell anybody that Max said that. He has a bad reputation to protect. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-82505178309373455412008-04-14T17:51:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:51:00.000-06:00I believe Candy Girl went to bed. She's entertaini...I believe Candy Girl went to bed. She's entertaining some Swedish gentlemen the only way she knows.<BR/><BR/>As for me, i'm in PJs myself. Is there any good reason for me to be up at this hour?Marmeladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08711264064815670177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-43827398903303009672008-04-14T17:46:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:46:00.000-06:00I figured I should start with beginner level. I'l...I figured I should start with beginner level. I'll step it up a notch next time.<BR/><BR/>I had actually started to read that blog, but I gave up on the reading, and just looked at the pictures instead. <BR/><BR/>Its not always easy to keep my attention.Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-36777660543088449712008-04-14T17:39:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:39:00.000-06:00@Caroline - Wait. I'll be nice. No need to call ba...@Caroline - Wait. I'll be nice. No need to call back the Lady of Discipline just yet.<BR/><BR/>And we're not alone. The Britts are just too drunk to see their keyboards. They think they are making many witty comments, but they are just fingering the bare desk. So you'll be ok.<BR/><BR/>Love the Geordie! But can understand some of it. That's not good, Caroline. Max must be totally baffled. No. Just kidding.<BR/><BR/>You don't have to actually physically go out and see America, you know. That's a waste of good blogging time. Just go to my post of a few days ago, the one about "The Award for the world's longest post" or something like that. Way down at the bottom are pictures of all the things you would otherwise have to waste time going to see on your own. Now you don't! :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-66550362978121936902008-04-14T17:30:00.001-06:002008-04-14T17:30:00.001-06:00Come back Candy Girl. Don't leave me alone with M...Come back Candy Girl. <BR/>Don't leave me alone with Max.Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-40601594170205743732008-04-14T17:30:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:30:00.000-06:00Well I think I dropped back behind while I was fig...Well I think I dropped back behind while I was figuring out how to write that.<BR/><BR/>Sussed = figured.Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-12382961533650987272008-04-14T17:29:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:29:00.000-06:00Alreet there Max, yee want te knaa aboot me. Well...Alreet there Max, yee want te knaa aboot me. Well heor goes. Ahm a lass frem Shotley Bridge. Aa've a thirst not ernly fre beeah but also fre traveling.<BR/><BR/>Ah want te see as much o the USA as Ah can while Ahm still living on this side o the pond.<BR/><BR/>Aa've two cats henry an cleo whee are always up te ne canny good.<BR/><BR/>An Ahm not telling yee aal owt personal just yet, wi ernly just met.Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-78999587845936904802008-04-14T17:27:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:27:00.000-06:00@CarolineWell anyway. You have time for that story...@Caroline<BR/><BR/>Well anyway. You have time for that story. Take your time and make it really good. Show me a little Geordie. Say by 9pm tonight? Is that ok? Sooner if you can. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-65846661012373911712008-04-14T17:22:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:22:00.000-06:00Where's my Candy Girl?You better not have really l...Where's my Candy Girl?<BR/><BR/>You better not have really left.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-58757141628976746122008-04-14T17:21:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:21:00.000-06:00Max is about a day behind Caroline now.You what? S...Max is about a day behind Caroline now.<BR/><BR/>You what? Sussed? How does one suss?Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-65611696076708612142008-04-14T17:20:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:20:00.000-06:00@CarolineJust, you know, tell us about yourself. E...@Caroline<BR/><BR/>Just, you know, tell us about yourself. Embarrassing, very personal stuff if don't mind. Make stuff up. Maxy doesn't care, as long as it is interesting. And the Britts? Well, who really cares, right Caroline? C'mon. Let's see how gifted a storyteller you are. Is Maxy embarrassing Caroline? Sure hope so. Are you blushing? Giggling?Max had better stop before Candy Girl jumps on him with both feet. Spike heeled feet. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-36917345508616145932008-04-14T17:17:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:17:00.000-06:00I saw other photos in the comments, and was a litt...I saw other photos in the comments, and was a little confused why I didn't have one... then woe and behold I sussed it out, and loaded one.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for the compliment by the way. Maybe I should change it to a picture of my kitty - he has the same pose as your dog, but he is less modest and doesn't have a blanket.Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-16052803632947608932008-04-14T17:15:00.000-06:002008-04-14T17:15:00.000-06:00Trouble...? Me...? Of course not!Who is this lon...Trouble...? Me...? Of course not!<BR/><BR/>Who is this lone serious acedemic American that you speak of?Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.com