tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post504519813170992020..comments2023-09-05T02:29:27.235-06:00Comments on Britishspeak: That's simply offal!!Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-3607291852773998222015-02-01T18:01:14.554-07:002015-02-01T18:01:14.554-07:00I am a legal resident. Prior to that I was neither...I am a legal resident. Prior to that I was neither legal nor illegal, just pending assignment of status.soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-60156863005431961562015-02-01T17:43:51.741-07:002015-02-01T17:43:51.741-07:00I like my idea of a war with Hawaii. In the true s...I like my idea of a war with Hawaii. In the true spirit of free market forces, it will make me rich when I invent synthetic pineapples.soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-70977085872144466012015-01-29T08:10:33.717-07:002015-01-29T08:10:33.717-07:00What do you mean, "legal"? Were you ille...What do you mean, "legal"? Were you illegal before? :)<br /><br />Too fast for you to mean you are taking out citizenship so I guess you mean you got permanent resident status. Anyway, congratulations.<br /><br />Don't stoop to politics, though...Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-65978788970824064422015-01-26T14:11:54.856-07:002015-01-26T14:11:54.856-07:00I am now a legal resident. Next step will be to ru...I am now a legal resident. Next step will be to run for Governor of Texas. After that, we'll declare war on Hawaii to boost the economy. soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-27505266108528024652015-01-25T22:24:29.043-07:002015-01-25T22:24:29.043-07:00Indeed, I have the fine pro bono lawyers of the In...Indeed, I have the fine pro bono lawyers of the Innocence Project to thank for my early and unexpected release. Unfortunately, my terms of parole require that I not blog on a regular basis, and when I do I must extol the virtues of liberal political philosophy.<br /><br />I trust you are enjoying the good life.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-45278612101917535802015-01-23T17:01:36.633-07:002015-01-23T17:01:36.633-07:00Relapsed Macks! Good heavens, I was worried that y...Relapsed Macks! Good heavens, I was worried that you would never return from your sojourn in a far off place. I toyed with the idea that your deep-sea submersible had been trapped by collapsing debris from the Titanic, or perhaps your capsule was unable to take off from mars due to its solar panel not fully unfurling.I realise now that you might just have been released early by the penitentiary.<br />Either way, that's a digression from the main point, that Haggis is a vile substance that should be, under international law, barred from ever coming outside of the Scottish border.<br />soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.com