tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post5828010569750083029..comments2023-09-05T02:29:27.235-06:00Comments on Britishspeak: The Shanghai SqueezeRelax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-2472996288076089812012-02-22T01:16:52.497-07:002012-02-22T01:16:52.497-07:00@Stephanie Barr - I have a feeling if I criticized...@Stephanie Barr - I have a feeling if I criticized Hitler's moustache you would think me unPC. But this sly goldigging opportunistic estrogen-challenged man was one ugly woman. And it is very relevant: his/her/its dirty little habits changed history.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-58776437851181624612012-02-21T09:08:23.344-07:002012-02-21T09:08:23.344-07:00I know there's nothing I respect more than &qu...I know there's nothing I respect more than "news organizations" that the reveal perversions and sexual dysfunctions of no interest to anyone other than those involved only when all those involved are conveniently dead (but might have left family behind to be embarrassed).<br /><br />I don't think being plain or even ugly or fat precludes being loved, but I also recognize that, when such descriptors are used for women, I seem to be out of sync with the rest of the world.Stephanie Barrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772217449161603561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-71168634215398165362012-02-09T11:44:56.913-07:002012-02-09T11:44:56.913-07:00Rosy clam????
I think you must have walnuts confu...Rosy clam????<br /><br />I think you must have walnuts confused with cracking coconuts with her thighs.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5987697048218684478.post-86872110189351272062012-02-09T11:32:22.887-07:002012-02-09T11:32:22.887-07:00Now this beats Groundhog Day as a subject...
The...Now this beats Groundhog Day as a subject... <br /><br />There was me thinking that you were about to reveal Wallis' earlier life as a cabin-boy called Roger, who became excited by wearing women's clothing. <br />But no. Far more intrigue ensues when Max reveals the secrets that have previously eluded us.<br />I always wondered what she had that would excite him so much that he'd forgo his scheduled promotion in the family firm. Now we know... "The Baltimore Grip"...<br /><br />I can just see her, in my mind's eye, practicing squeezing, maybe with one of those squeaky toys dogs so love, or perhaps just cracking walnuts with her rosy clam.<br />I can hear his kingship shouting from the kitchen, " Wallis, my dear! I can't unscrew the lid on this jar... could you just use the "Yangtse Clamp" on it for a moment while I'll twist the jar?".soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.com