The U.S. Secret Service, the agency charged with protecting the President and his family (and other important government officials) has chosen the code names for the new first family, we are told. The code names all will start with the letter "R".
The new president will be referred to as "Renegade" by the Secret Service.
The new first lady (a woman of many talents) will be called "renaissance."
Daughter Malia Obama will be code-named "Radiance."
And little sister Sasha Obama will be "Rosebud."
Vice President Biden will continue to be known simply as "That asshole from Delaware."