Thou slanderous hell-hated slug!
Thou fawning tardy-gaited rasbane!
Thou mangled fly-bitten leprous witch!
Thou gorbellied earth-vexing whey-face!
Thou gleeking tickle-brained worms-meat!
Thou traitorous pox-marked malt-worm!
Thou rascally tallow-faced odiferous stench!
Thou base spur-galled infection!
Thou babbling dog-hearted tyrant!
ReplyDeleteDo they know you?
It's just come up with "Thou arrogant bawdy moldwarp". Mold warp! Now I know where Moldy Warp the Mole came from. Do you know Moldy Warp the Mole and Little Grey Rabbit? A whole new world for you.
ReplyDeleteBritish of course, so the spelling of Grey is a constant. The author Alison Uttley was a very interesting person.
ReplyDeleteI put insults like this, of my own devising, into my novel.
ReplyDeleteI'm old-fashioned.
@A. - I will take that as a compliment. Does who know me?
ReplyDelete@Sheila - If the spelling is consistent, why mold? I prefer Sam Pig too. Keeping the spelling British, I guess that would be Sam Piggg. To each his own. :)
@Stephanie Barr - And in your replies to editors who reject your work, I assume. :)