Max stayed up late last night composing a cute little joke for his loyal blog visitors. Max is not used to writing this kind of thing, so please bear with him. He hopes you find it humorous. Or even humourous. If not, perhaps you should be over at the perverted Welshman's place learning about high-quality plastics and the fine art of nipple-clamping instead of taking up valuable elbow room in our more refined blog. Also, in keeping with our goal of edifying a particular dumbass American in the finer points of English as it was meant tuh bee spoke, this little joke will be translated into the British by Sister Claire, and will appear in this space tomorrow. So cum N' lern. Try to come all at once, too.
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A preacher wanted to earn money for his church in Texas. He had heard there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.
However at the auction, the going prices for horses were too steep and the preacher ended up buying a donkey. The preacher figured since he had the donkey, he might as well enter it in the races.
The next day the donkey came in third and the following day the racing form headlines read: “PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.” The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it again. This time the donkey won. Next day the racing form headlines read: “PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.”
The ranking bishop was so upset with this type of publication that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in the races anymore.
Next day the headlines read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS.”
This was too much for the bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey so the preacher decided to give the donkey to a nearby convent.
Next day the paper read: “NUNS HAVE THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.”
The bishop fainted. He instructed the nuns to get rid of the animal so they sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
Next day the paper read: “NUNS PEDDLE ASS FOR TEN DOLLARS.”
The bishop was buried the next day and the following day the paper read:
“TOO MUCH ASS RESPONSIBLE FOR BISHOP’S DEATH.”
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Many thanks, and a big swirl of the hose to
EttaRose, who provided the seed of the idea for this joke. (Although her idea was completely different than this one.)
