Thursday, May 8, 2008

NOW do you believe I can't doodle, Claire?????


99 comments:

  1. oh my!

    I am still waiting for mine to get to my blog from my mobile phone... its taking forever!

    Not bad though max - although the theme for today was self-portrait, but since when have you followed instructions :)

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  2. Or did you steal candy girls doodle?

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  3. I can't answer for Claire, but I firmly believe you can't doodle :) What, may I ask, is that very sharp looking object in the young lady's left hand? And why?

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  4. Hi Caroline. You will note that themes are optional but you are right about me not liking to follow the beaten path with the rest of the herd. I am not nearly that structured. Of course, since I am actually both of those characters—and many more—then perhaps it still qualifies as a kind of self-portrait.

    If you don't follow the Lord Likely chronicles of another contributor to this blog, on his own blog, then of course the Venetian Cock Twist will mean nothing to you. (It is from "The Beast with Two Backs.")

    Candy Girl and Vicar Ezra will appear in a later episode on Lord Likely. Claire and I are writing the current guest posts to appear soon, but we are still in Victorian England. But you must subject yourself to the indignity of reading the actual chronicles if you want to know all the astonishing details! :)

    And I can't wait to see yours! (Your doodle.) :)

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  5. Hello A.-As I just mentioned to Caroline, if you are not a follower of The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, and I suspect you are not, then none of this will make sense or be funny. Probably wouldn't be funny in any event.

    And I wait with bated breath for your own ever-so-superior doodle this week. Whatever it is, I promise not to criticize it--obviously I have no right to criticize any one else's doodles. You should have seen the doodles on my notebooks back in school...! :)

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  6. A.-Sharp thing? Candy girl always has a sucker in her hand. Didn't you see my Viagra post of her a few days ago. I am disappointed in you. No I'm not. :)

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  7. I am a follower of Lord Likely's chronicles, so I knew what it was about, just had to get some teasing in somehow :).

    I shouldn't be saying much anyway, my doodle of the day is terrible.

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  8. Caroline, nothing you could possibly do would be terrible. Not after the kitty rescue story.

    God, do you realize how hot your avatar face is making me this morning? Talk a little Geordie to me, will you? Else I shall have to give you a description. :)

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  9. A.-Don't run off and hide. You can do this. :)

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  10. Wow Max! Doon lad.
    Not sure aa've it in me te taak geordie the dayuh

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  11. Caroline, that's plenty. That did it. Back to normal now.

    Geordie: the Viagra antidote.

    :)

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  12. Hmmmn, not sure how I feel about that.

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  13. Caroline

    Moral: less talk and more action.

    And stop bluffing you coward.

    :)

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  14. how can i possibly have less talk on a blog, wouldn't that sort of defeat the purpose?

    Who rattled your cage today?

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  15. Caroline, touche. Don't stop talking. Don't EVER stop talking.

    Moooooooowwahhhj!

    (Max blows big kiss across two mountain ranges. You will be getting it shortly. Try not to squeal in front of your co-workers.)

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  16. Too late, I wondered what that sloppy thing was that just hit me on my... cheek... luckily I manged to pass my squeal off as a sneeze, and received a bless you from a co-worker.

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  17. Nice to see you included me in your doodle. I knew I'd make an impression. ;)

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  18. Oh, god. I am in for it now. Next it will Canucklehead, Debbie and her Roosters and Fat Bastard and the llamas.

    I'm guessing this is your day off? Surely you wouldn't be charging Nike for this would you?

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  19. No comment? Does that mean it's time for action again, then?

    I'm taking the "no comment" to mean you ARE on the job as you do this. Congratulations!--you are finally starting to shake off that silly British work ethic and are beginning to work like a normal American!

    I knew you would cum around.

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  20. Note to blog purists:

    Nobody is going to comment on my doodle anyway, so the very least we can do is turn this into a chat room for a while.

    Oh c'mon Claire! Don't be like that! I'll be fun...you'll see!

    :)

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  21. If you can remember back to the first day that I came across your blog, I was working that day too, but it didn't seem to stop me from posting comment after comment.

    I am just at the burn out stage for the week me thinks, so you get the attention instead of all the tasks I should be completely.

    Actually, I am way ahead of schedule for most of my work, and I decided I needed a break. :p

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  22. going to round up the cocks, er roosters now

    I will return.....

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  23. DebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbie I am under your spell. Do cum right back. Sans the damn chickens.

    Caroline (CarolineCarolineCarolineCarolineCaroline) :)

    And be entertained you WILL be, I assure you! Perhaps a little flustered and embarrassed an hour from now...but thoroughly entertained nonetheless.

    I'm up for it.

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  24. an hour from now I'll be sitting in a wonderful corporate meeting.

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  25. And Debbie? Put on your face so I can see you.

    Repeat: FACE. No boobs avatars today! :)

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  26. Caroline, really? Well you won't be contributing very much or very intelligently. And you will be squirming in your seat a lot.... :)

    Hope you aren't have to present formally. Are you ready?

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  27. And everybody who is afraid to comment are going, What the Fuck is this guy doing? I thought this was about WORDS!!!!

    No. It's about FUN, people. Go grab a pint and kick back. It isn't going to get any better from here on out, I'm afraid...

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  28. I posted a comment but it disapeared.. I am have many a technical issue today. I have decided its time for me to go home, and go to bed.

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  29. Caroline, just as well. It's 7pm in Jolly Olde England anyway. That means the Brits are all in the pubs by now. No audience for it.

    A downer, you know?

    (You are the coolest today.) :)

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  30. I suppose you already know that beer hour in the UK now begins at 6:18 pm, or something like that, so you are correct.

    I have decided against going to bed. For one thing by the time I get home and to my bedroom I'll forget why I am there, and will no doubt start to do something around the house.

    So, I am going to linger here for a while, and possibly take my laptop to my meeting, so I continue to fill your blog with pointless comments.

    Does the reason why I am the coolest today, have anything to do with the fact that I am indeed the only one nattering away?

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  31. I am ready to face you, you boob!

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  32. By the way, Thou shalt not take the name of my dear Canucklehead in vain!

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  33. Caroline. No, baby. Take your laptop home with you. I will then remind you why you are there, ok? :)

    Debbie. Can't talk to you. You don't exist yet. Go put on an avatar. Make it sexy too. (How ya doin' today mesmerizing one? And fuck Canucklehead, if you don't mind me saying so. Figuratively speaking.)

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  34. I don't need to put up a picture, you know exactly what I look like.

    Just close your eyes and imagine

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  35. Urgh, I have lost 5 messages today.

    No going home for Caroline today, she has an important meeting this afternoon, but its ok its a fun meeting.

    Nice to see you again Debbie!

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  36. Ok Debbie. You win. As usual. I'll just imagine your jet black hair and tiny 5 fool little bod.

    How was Daytona? Did you scam any gullible Floridians that what you do for a living was in any way legitimate?

    No offense. Just askin' for a report... :)

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  37. Caroline,

    always a pleasure to see you as well. I am sorry you are having a rough day, you simply don't deserve that. Take a deep breath, remind yourself just how wonderful you are and allow things to happen perfectly for you, as is perfect for you!

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  38. Maxie dearest,

    I have not yet left for Daytona. I have simply been busy with clients and preparing the lesson plans for my presentations.

    the roosters are ready for attack, so you might want to rethink that description of me. Then again, I have always wanted to be petite instead of Amazonian, so perhaps I will close my eyes and imagine....

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  39. Caroline, listen to Debbie. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are getting very sleepy. Start taking your clothes off now. You will feel freer and more comfortable for your meeting....

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  40. naked meetings do have a certain Je ne sais quoi about them.

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  41. I don't run away and hide, I run a way and work. A concept obviously foreign to all....

    I'm not doing doodles for a whole week - if I did one it would be a miracle.

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  42. Debbie, you gave me permission to dream about you. And what I dreamed was a 5-0 brunette from Tahiti who thought I was hot shit. Not a 6 foot Blonde in 5 inch spikes who has at least 50 IQ points on me. If you are gonna stay. Then you will have to dumb it down and talk like a hooker.

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  43. Hi A.!

    The little dog smiles broadly.

    A breath of fresh air.

    He inhales deeply before she runs off again.

    Please feel free to work for all of us, then, A.

    If it makes you feel better.

    Are you sure you can't come out and play for a while? :)

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  44. while I am at it, I can create a flat spot on the top of my head for your pints to rest then too?

    me thinks not! You love me because I reflect something within you.....

    (gee, are you really a super blonde as well? Could you be my evil twin? My heart is a flutter.....)

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  45. I am not sure i'd like to see some of these folks naked, trust me.

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  46. Caroline, I think you missed something, dear. The other folks in the meeting will not be naked. Not to worry about that. Have you done as I instructed?

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    Debbie, all kidding aside, I know very well why you are here. You've cum to visit Mitch Summer Sausage who is always with me. You don't care about me at all. And no, I'm not a blonde. Light brown (like you, I suspect, my Amazon clonette)--blue eyes though. Does that count for anything? Closed now, though. Tahiti, you know. And Caroline....

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  47. zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz

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  48. I am here because I had time between clients and I needed a laugh. Although I may have been misdirected.

    Keep those eyes closed...

    Caroline, quick grab the ropes and tie him to the chair.

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  49. I'll just BET you have time between clients. Probably about 2 weeks, huh?

    Or have you been giving massages on the side?

    Truce Debbie. No more about your occupation. Promise.

    Talk more about what you will do to me once I am tied down though, ok?

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  50. oh my,

    it is almost time for my next appointment and I am not at my office. I better head that direction, to inspire and motivate. Or not, but definitely one of the two!

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  51. Darling Maxie,

    My next appointment will be terribly difficult for me, as all I will be able to envision is you, tied down and pleading for.....

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  52. I doodled too, though yours is more impressive...

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  53. I have to say, it's the first time that a doodle has left me speechless.

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  54. @Alison-So is your doodle on Flickr? I guess I can see it on your blog. On my way. (Thanks, btw, for your comment of support on the other post.) :) :)

    @Francis-Why do I think you are not REALLY speechless? Hmmmm. But thank you for saying that anyway. It's pretty shitty, huh?

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  55. That is the epitome of doodle! Funny and random :)

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  56. Have you added your link over at the Doodle Week blog?

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  57. No, haven't added. It's pretty bad. In more ways than one. I don't think I should, should I?

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  58. good grief I leave for a short while, and when I wake from my slumber there's 60 comments. Are you going for 100 again?

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  59. Claire said there's no such things as a "bad doodle", but I do believe yours is pushing the limits.

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  60. Caroline-I agree 100%. That's why I have decided not to link it with the high-class peoples' doodles. Not looking to offend any of them. Have plenty of adverse comments already. It will still stay up until I get good and ready to take it down, though.

    Because I am not good with allegorical stuff. What you see is what you get. Sorry.

    No, not trying for 100 comments. Or any other number. I know you're teasing. Just want to talk with my friends. Don't really give a damn about the etiquette or other criticism anymore.

    As long as YOU keep talking to me.

    But I will understand if you change your avatar and use a fake name. It's ok. :)

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  61. Hi, thanks for dropping by, appreciate your comments.

    Btw, cool doodle, very impressive!

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  62. Haze-Thank you. Don't make fun of my poor doodle! Click on the doodle link in the sidebar and do one of your own. Post it on your blog and let me look at it. It is going on all week. You can do anything you want. (Doesn't have to be porn.) :)

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  63. Or ELSE??

    Or else WHAT??

    I know. The hen party story. Ok. Ok. Will link.

    Why do you want to humilate me?

    :)

    There damn well better be some made-up shagging, that's all I can say.

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  64. Just stopping by to make sure Maxi is still all tied up as I head out on a sunset cocktail cruise!

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  65. Debbie, have a good time. Stop back and visit me tonight if you are still able to walk, ok? :)

    And Max is no longer tied up.

    In the middle of...ummmmm...something...though.

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  66. Well, I can see I have missed everything. I am always a day late and a dollar short you bitches. I guess that is what happens when I slave at night when the rest of you people are sleeping.I did a doodle but now I don't know if I want to post it. I doodled all you people and then some. I'm in it too though.

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  67. ettarose! Baby girl! We missed you! You simply HAVE to beat that damn sleeping addiction. Max did. Haven't slept in a year and a half now! As you well know. Where the hell's your doodle? And if you say anything disparaging about mine--anything at all--I will track you down tonight and tell you about Mitch. Be warned.

    You haven't missed anything. Just me trying unsuccessfully to get into Caroline's pants. Never happen, though. wbf, you know. Got her naked before her meeting though, I think.

    And then there was Debbie. Whom you couldn't have understood anyway. We just pretend so she'll keep cuming back again. Why? Who knows. Company I guess.

    Oh, and that bossy Claire stopped by for a total of about 12 seconds. Just to tell me to do something.

    I also got a chance to talk to Alison a little bit today. So that was cool.

    That's about it. So we can have fun tonight, right? If you can stay awake, that is.

    I'm glad your bad ass is back Susie Q. :)

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  68. Maxie, I have truly missed all you! As far as sleep goes I am old and need all the beauty sleep I can get, not to mention I get a wee bit testy. I did not doodle on the computer, but by hand. I doodle all the time. Well I might post it but I am not sure.

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  69. I have stopped by several times for 12 seconds, so that all adds up.

    Post the doodle etta :)

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  70. Uhhhh, let me get this straight ettarose. You think MY doodle was done on a computer??? Yeah. Right. A classy CAD design program, no doubt.

    Just put your damn doodle up and quit screwing us around.

    Claire is the only one who knows how to use drawing programs. The rest of us buy them, install them, then give the fuck up.

    Do it girl. Do it now. :)

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  71. Claire, I would answer your comment, but it's been almost a minute and I know you are long gone by now. :)

    Did you see Alison's contributions to BS2 this afternoon. How nice she was.

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  72. I will have a look now.

    shit longer than ...

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  73. Sorry. I think Alison's comments about food were on THIS blog. Somewhere. Maybe there too...

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  74. Wow, 77 comments - pretty impressive. I'm delighted that my friend Debbie stood for me in my absence - now who's the hypnotist! Between work and NHL playoffs I'm a busy man right now - well, plus the whole family thing. Looks like I'm being well represented. Well, cheery-ho ol' chaps! I can go back to hockey with the warm feeling that can only accompany seeing another man's doodle. Cheers!

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  75. Max, I thought palsy had set in with your doodle. I posted mine okay? Now get off me. Speaking of palsy, did you know that is the only kind of womb doc I like. An old one with palsy. Bwaahahhhhaaaaa

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  76. Oh and maxie honey, I sure hope you like my rendition of you. :)

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  77. ettarose, that aint half bad. I am still trying to figure everybody out. I got a few so far.

    Why do you always want to make me THINK?

    I'm going back and look some more. :)

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  78. Sir, your doodle bought a tear to my eye.

    And to the solitary eye of my 'one-eyed monster'.

    Commendable work indeed, sir!

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  79. Canucklehead. I know what you mean. Life's a drag. But the weekends coming up! Still just beer and hockey and beer. And hockey. But, hey, it's the weekend, right? Cheer up my friend. Missed you today. You seem to have a loyal friend in Debbie. Speaking of which/whom, come see my post tomorrow. ciao.

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  80. See but you're a pro. You shouldn't even be allowed to participate milord. So....are you gonna break down and do some illustrations for my book or what? You can do just the horny stories if you want. For now.

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  81. Word has finally reached the Outback of your blasphemous sacrilege of the person of a devout virginal servant of the lord being publicly debauched. God have mercy on all you sinners! The day will soon come when you will be laughing out of the other sides of your evil faces! Piss be onto you all!

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  82. Umm...was that the old Australian fart that I'm supposed to shag next week?

    Jeeeezus Nellie! What do you think I AM??????

    And, Maxy, my boobies aren't THAT big, hon. Are they?

    Well, I'd better run. I'm not supposed to be out alone without my Mistress. 'Bye!

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  83. "Speaking of which/whom, come"

    which or witch?

    another time, another bottle of 03 Cab and we will decide....

    the sunset surprised me, it ended with a green flash and then darkness, does it always do that?

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  84. I think my hypnosis finally wore off. I missed alot from the looks of things.

    Whats in store from the doodlers tomorrow I wonder

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  85. Caroline,

    one of the cruisers I spent the evening, this evening,is a Caroline. I might add, one of the kindest, most likable people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Do you know the meaning of your name, is it kind and easy flowing? That surely fits you and this individual.

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  86. oh and Max, this is all written under the influence of a grand cruise and way too much good, no great wine!

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  87. Hello all. Take a few minutes and miss everyone. What's everyone doing up on a Thursday night?

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  88. Debbie, I'm glad you had a good time on your cruise, sorry the wine wasn't up to the standards you deserve. (And I don't mean that in a smartass way.) I think Caroline's name, oddly enough, means something close to what you describe. She has named her blog after her name meaning--Song of Happiness--and she sort of explains her name in her very first post of a few weeks ago. She is so sweet, isn't she? (Hope she sees this--I have had a crush on her since I first came across her. :)

    Caroline, if you stop by, please don't read that part. It will give you a big head. (Like you didn't already know. Ha!) No doodles for me tomorrow. Maybe one more before the end of Doodle Week.

    Grumpus-How come I keep missing you? I keep waiting and looking for you. But only when you see me leave do you come. Can't really fathom your comment. Either you are warning me to get back up out of the gutter I was in today, or you are somehow admitting I am already classy and need to stay that way. Given a choice, I'll choose the latter. And don't think I didn't see your snide remark about me in your comment response, either. I see all, no matter where. "Enjoy the one and only time." Indeed. You wish.

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  89. Well Max, you got it right about shearyadi.com it was made by the same guy who build magpieszone.com ,oh dear, is this what they call it linkbaits comment? :p

    Why I made that? Because sometimes I have anything else that I would like to blog about but not related to sports or Newcastle United, like this doodle stuff, so I create another blog to post anything else :)

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  90. Eddy, you can have a link anytime you want it, buddy. I will put it in the sidebar today.

    But.. I thought football was your LIFE!! And now you tell me you have OTHER interests?? Mercenary, I'll bet!

    Are you finished being pissed off at entrecard? Hope so.

    Your new site is deliciously put together. You are a great designer, you know that?

    Btw, I have met a lady who can also do a little geordie talk. Her name is Caroline. You will like her. You are probably the only person on your beautiful island who can talk geordie, huh? You still haven't told me the full story about that....

    I have been following (sadly) the Magpies, but still have hope for the future. Kinda like following the Cubs in the USA, you know?

    Keep in touch. Will still need your help... :)

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  91. Debbie thank you, you are such a sweety. I haven't been on a cruise in a long long time.

    Max, you are sweet too, and I read the bit that I wasn't supposed to (of course).

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  92. Caroline, you can read anything you want to sweetheart. Nothing there that you didn't already guess on the very first day we met, right? :) :)

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  93. oh max max max... I SOOOOO loved your doodle... that i printed and showed the whole office.. you are now famous !!!

    hahahahaha

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  94. Becauseican. And yes you can. Hi, little one!

    Hey, I can be a lot more graphic than that. Shall I send some of my private collection to you????

    How happy you've made me by stopping by. :) :) :)

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