Saturday, July 20, 2013

Prince Harry accidentally reveals royal baby gender!

Such was the headline of a stupid celebrity gossip site that Google stuck in front of my face when I searched to see if anything royal had been born yet.

Give me a break! Even Adullamite wouldn't believe the crap that site cranks out. I wouldn't even read it if I didn't have to do some serious research for my own blog.

According to "reports", the site gushes, "Harry has been telling everyone Wills and Kate are having a boy and how THRILLED he is at the prospect of having a little nephew.

And thus dropping His Harryness down to about 117th in line to the throne. Thrilled. I'm sure.

Ok, 4th.

I think.

And if he lives to be 400, Harry might become king. Of something.

"I'm 'enery the ninth I am, 'enery the ninth I am I am
I got married to the widder next door
She's been married eight times before
And every one was an 'enery
She wouldn't have a willy (Ha!) or a Sam
(No Sam)
I'm her ninth old man named 'enery
'Enery the ninth I am.
Holy crap!"

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Contraction Watch

Any time now. Maybe as I am writing this. Maybe before you read this. All the U.K. (or at least England) is betting on just about everything baby right now. Boy? Girl? (Girl) Color hair? (Ginger of course.) Rich? You bet.

I'm so excited.

If it's a girl, name her Diana.

If it's a boy? Well, perhaps he'll be king at the turn of the next century. Make one of his names Arthur. And one Albert. And one George. If you have room for one more, I vote for "Mick."

Have there ever been three future kings alive at the same time before?


62 gun salute from the tower. (or is it to be 65?)

What a time to be alive, hey?


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