Thursday, July 18, 2013

Contraction Watch

Any time now. Maybe as I am writing this. Maybe before you read this. All the U.K. (or at least England) is betting on just about everything baby right now. Boy? Girl? (Girl) Color hair? (Ginger of course.) Rich? You bet.

I'm so excited.

If it's a girl, name her Diana.

If it's a boy? Well, perhaps he'll be king at the turn of the next century. Make one of his names Arthur. And one Albert. And one George. If you have room for one more, I vote for "Mick."

Have there ever been three future kings alive at the same time before?

Probably.

62 gun salute from the tower. (or is it to be 65?)

What a time to be alive, hey?
Posted by Relax Max at 8:53 PM

6 comments:

  1. LeeJuly 19, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    I wish Kate and the unknown ankle-biter to be soon puts us all out of misery! I think all the photographers and journos are camped outside the wrong place!

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  2. Relax MaxJuly 20, 2013 at 9:01 PM

    They were spotted in Alabama this afternoon.

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  3. AdullamiteJuly 21, 2013 at 5:14 AM

    Have you spent another 6 weeks in jail?

    I look forward to the 'Daily Mails' pullout specials, if that's the word, covering this birth. The Sunday version offered one today I notice. I failed to buy.

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    1. Relax MaxJuly 24, 2013 at 10:11 PM

      I only get the Mail Online. No pullouts. So you stole a newspaper?

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    2. AdullamiteJuly 25, 2013 at 2:01 PM

      Well I'm not paying for one......

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