Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Canucklehead Wars

Of course there will be more to come. It would be silly to think that Max and the Great Canucklehead are really finished. Nobody REALLY won today--this was only the first round. You'd be pretty gullible if you think the Canuck won't make a comeback! But we need and REALLY WANT your input and particpation! What should happen next? But first, choose a side to give your preliminary support to. You can be a turncoat later, if you want.

40 comments:

  1. What is this war actually about?

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  2. I just returned from the "others" blog and I don't see a lot of support. Is it over? Have either of you seceded? Or will this continue until we see bleeding from both sides?

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  3. Hello ettarose. Well, at the end of the day, the forces for good had captured a drugged and chained Canucklehead, and defused the bowels of the turncoat Scotsman, Fat Bastard. Tomorrow we will force Canuclehead to sign formal surrender papers, parade him chained through the streets, and auction off his blog.

    But anything could happen to change all that, couln't it? All in all, the green eyed blonde is pretty much failing as a peacemaker, I'd say. But Max would still kill for her. :)

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  4. I am curious as Claire is, what is this actually about, what am I fighting for?

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  5. Just because Canucklehead called you a goat fucker. I mean come on. He actually said he had pictures. You better hope he does not send his Emissary to post copies all over the Web. Actually, I wonder what the hell that would look like?

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  6. ettarose, I'll bet you could Photoshop us a picture like that! Speaking of dirty pictures, where in the world did you get that mud. I have a feeling those are your feet but then again, you might have found the pic somewhere. Peeeeyucky stuff!

    btw, I've answered Caroline by email, so don't think I'm ignoring her.

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  7. I can vouch for that he sure did.

    @ Ettarose: No matter how curious I may be about what that might look like, I am not sure I could afford the therapy if I ever did see it.

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  8. When I say I can vouch for that, I am refering to Max's not ignoring me and nothing to do with picture of goats.

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  9. Whew! Had me worried for a second!

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  10. I think we are losing entrecard. They must be doing some more maintenence.

    Linda if you are still out there, make a comment so Caroline can see your cute avatar.

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  11. Still here Max and confused as hell about this whole going to war thing! I thought that men were supposed to take it to the mattress or some such other Godfather-esque cliche?

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  12. Linda, that is a super cute avatar. I love it.

    And nice to meet you by the way.

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  13. You and everyone else is confused. Can't talk about it in the open in a comment. Will write you an email for when you wake up in the morning to read. Unless you want to stay up a while and make intelligent conversation that slowly degenerates into smoldering lust. Just askin...

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  14. That was for Linda. Although I fully expect Caroline to stay up late as well...:)

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  15. Ah winnit be staying up layt the neet

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  16. @Linda, Caroline is on the east coast and you, of course are on the west coast--you may already be aware of where you are--so Caroline has the slight advantage on less groggyness. Have the servants gone to bed yet, or can I still get a cold beer?

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  17. Caroline is on the East Coast? I thought I was on the East Coast? I am so confused! Which is par for the course!

    Oh, and nice to meet you, too, Caroline. My daughter made my avatar for me!

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  18. Max is confused, he got it the wrong way round, I was also confused as I was reading it.

    She did a great job. I really do
    <3 it.

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  19. Maybe Max was thinking of my upcoming trip to the West Coast in two weeks and that's why he got confused?

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  20. Apparently now Max is both lost and confused?

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  21. Aparently. He brings us here, then leaves, typical.

    So are you coming out to the West Coast for anything fun?

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  22. I am flying out to visit a friend I haven't seen in almost 6 years as well as eat my weight in Mexican food and meet some other bloggers. I'm hoping it will be fun!

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  23. Oh, that really does sound like a lot of fun.


    I am not going anywhere anytime soon, which is a little sad, as I haven't left oregon since december when I went to Ohio.

    However, I have several trips in the books for the summer, so I do have that to look forward to.

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  24. It's always nice to have something to look forward to. As a matter of fact, I will be meeting the incomparable Claire of this very blog in September when she flies over to spend some time here in the States. I'm quite looking forward to that!

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  25. wow, that will be great.

    Well I am sorry to say, that I am off to bed. I am a sleep deprived girlie at the moment, and I need to get caught up before the weekend, so I can make the most of it.

    Have a good night.

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  26. Same on my end - off to get some much-needed sleep!

    Nice chatting with you - have a good one!

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  27. Ok Linda. Now who was it that just gave Max a big lecture about not using the blog comments as a chat room? And I try. I really try. And look! Just look at what you've done? There must be 30 omments here already. So I think you should just let Max talk away to his hear's content right here on the blog, and if there ends up being 300 comments--what? Do I have to pay Google twice as much as I pay them now? No problem. Heck, I'm willing to pay the three times as much as I pay now! Good night red one.

    The only thing is, if there is more than 3 comments, Claire claims her head will explode and she refuses to scroll down. i guess I'll just start harassing all of you by email. I think I'm going to bed now instead of South Africa. Turn out the lights when you leave.

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  28. Don't think I can't find those pictures. I bet I can. If I do then do I get to do a post on them? I would black them out in the appropriate spots of course. I just hope I don't find one showing a Canadian doing that to say a Camel or something. That would be an awesome post ay?

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  29. ettarose -Good morning my dear. I know you could find such a picture, or manufacture one. But I think not, if you don't mind. That's something that Max would prefer to steer clear of--and also not give others bright ideas. But the though is nice; your heart--or something inside you at any rate--is in the right place.

    Concentrate instead on bringing Maxy pictures of naked women. Without animals, if you please? Hmmmm?

    Down girl.

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  30. Morning Max.

    Caroline got a good nights sleep (there were no noisy raccoons) last night, and is ready to go.

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  31. Good Morning, Caroline. I'm glad you got some rest because you may need to be alert today.

    I see from the enemy's blog that one of his followers has powers too, so I need to warn Marmelade not to look into her eyes when she takes the bit___ ummm, nice lady out today. I would hate to see Candy Girl turned into a mindless zombie...

    :)

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  32. That would be quite horrific indeed.

    I worked on my ninja skills this morning, I haven't put them into use for a while, but if need be, just give me the order, and I'll put on my black outfit, and sneak into the enemy zone to do what must be done.

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  33. I wouldn't be so quick to volunteer if I were you.

    You should read her comment on Canucklehead's blog and then go to her website, You may have second thoughts about attacking this lady. As I said, just don't look into her eyes... :)

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  34. I am pleased for the word of warning, I just went over there to see what you meant, and I am pleased to see that you are taking care of your loyal army, and ensuring we do not end up as zombies.

    I also see her tactics of luring us in, throuhg promises of weight loss, increasing performance and unlocking our personal potientail... I shall not be fooled!

    I had to put on my special glasses as I read it though, just incase that eye opened and got me.

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  35. Max is very glad to see that Caroline fully realizes what she is "cuming up against" here.

    I'm sorry. I promised, didn't I.

    Can't I do just a little?

    Never mind. I won't. Not ever.

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  36. I'll forgive you - this time.

    I am not sure that you are able to resist, you just can't stop yourself can you, you have to do it.

    It's quite ok really, I was just being grumpy yesterday, this serves as my public apology. Sorry Max!

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  37. @Caroline

    No. Caroline was correct the first time.

    Never again. Ma'am.

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  38. OK mr max, good luck with that one :)

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  39. Since other ladies around Max will often allow it, the need to restrain himself and instead worship Caroline as a pure goddess will be considerably less difficult than she might imagine. Indeed, it is her OWN life experience which will be the more diminished.

    Ma'am.

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