I speak you you tomorrow, young man.
I have seen this before. I once had a worker fall on me. That is what I looked like. Max I hope you never get lost.
A guy walks into a Psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap.The psychiatrist says, " I can clearly see your nuts".
Ettarose! You're back! That's taking this blog in the direction it needs to go!And thanks for actually reading the words in this post, girlfriend. :) :) :)So...why did you call me dummy before you went down to the creek?Never mind. Oh Maxy's got a thousand of them.
Max, go read your mail at entrecard while I leave another joke here for you.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?A genealogist looks up the family tree, while a gynecologist looks up the family bush
You are hilarious. And many other things as well. You should be the one writing a book. And I already did read the email. I think I prefer dummy.You sure sound pretty active today. :)
I have been busy fer sure. I have tried to catch up with everyone I have neglected, starting with you! Are you ready for another joke? I got a million of em. How about some dumb blond ones, dummy?
Which 3rd grader has the best body?The blond, the brunette or the redhead?The blond. She's eighteen.Why can't you tell a blond a knock knock joke? Because she keeps answering the door.Damn I am on a roll. Kaiser I think.
hmmm, all seems good and quiet here. in that case ...After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King of Beers,’ a Budweiser.”The bartender gives him one.The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.The guy from Molson sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Molson’s?”The Molson president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”
I got an oldie but goody.Whats the difference between Pee Wee Herman and OJ?It only took 12 jerks to get OJ offBWAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Funny Canucklehead! Some people told me you were a comedian at heart. Just haven't heard that side of you until now. (Just kidding.) So what the hell are you up to?
Ettarose, you're killing me tonight!Be sure and steal that one Canucklehead just commented. It belongs to us now. heh.