Saturday, April 26, 2008

Doodle Erotique Awards

Is it just me, or are some of these doodles downright EROTIC!!!!


Sometimes it is the quiet ones that you have to watch most carefully. Alison, for example. The quiet and reserved Castle Lady. Who would have ever believed she entertained these kind of secret thoughts. Her doodle looks innocent enough until you look at it closely.



  1. Yes it is just you max! Perv!! :-p

  2. Aw, C'mon baby! Let me keep it up for a while! It'll be fun, ok?

    I thought you said you were going to go lay down....


  3. Ha hahahahahahaha!

    Its always the quiet ones :)

  4. I'm still looking for my smelling salts...

  5. Max, I think you may have violated the doodle fair-use clause ... willying up a carpet without approval.

  6. Maxie,

    you know that upsetting a young lady (rubbing her the wrong way) is not the proper way to get your belly rubbed. Make nice to Allison, give her your best little puppy sad eyes with a great big sorry and see if she doesn't give you a real treat to post.

  7. Leave Alison alone! Alison is my friend!

    Put "Squish Claire" back up.

    Ok, sugar? :)

  8. I must say, I liked the big foot, although not the concept of squishing Claire. I thought perhaps you wanted to put your foot down and demand Claire give you the benefits of her valuable knowledge. (You could use some of her knowledge.)

  9. Alison, (((A))) :) :) :)

    Francis, I don't think so. Hope not. Are you sure??? :)

    Debbie, DebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbie Stop it!

    Yeah, some of her knowledge. She could use some more squishing too...

  10. Candy alerted me to how mean you've been to Alison with that pic, Max.

    BAD MAX! No biscuit!

  11. Max, you should be nice to the lovelly alison.

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You're quite the horn(y) dog. Seeing things in Alison's doodle, that only you'd see.

  12. "Debbie, DebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbieDebbie"

    music to my ears, did you say anything after that?

  13. Caroline, your words have a lot of sway with me. Perhaps you are right. Shall I put the "Squish Claire" doodle back up for a month or so?

  14. I liked the big foot doodle, but I'm not so sure about it being squishing claire. Couldn't she just be taking a ride on the big foot?

  15. keep in mind that if you squish Claire, she can get out her best pair of stilettos for your arches, all of 'em. If she doesn't have any, I will gladly loan her a pair or ten!

  16. I'll happily lend some to Claire too.

    Max, haven't you learnt yet, us women stick together :)

  17. Caroline, never mind the squish. I think I will just persecute Alison a little longer. She's almost in tears now. Sort of sobbing. It won't be long until she breaks.

  18. Max, that is not how you make friends, or keep them for that matter.

  19. Caroline, are you talking about Alison?

    Alison is already my friend. Alison will be kept as my friend. For a long time. Don't worry. She's just kind of funny:

    She works in Scotland. As a castle guide for crissakes. She's used to bad weather and disappointment. It cheers her up to be slapped around once in a while.

    Don't worry. I won't break any bones or anything.

  20. Well in that case I'll let you proceed.

    Candy girl sent me over to put you in check, but if Alison is truely OK, although I don't see her here defending herself, then I'll say no more about the matter :)

  21. Caroline,

    because Max says Alison is OK, you believe him? I think we need to hear from her first, preparing to defend if needed!

  22. Caroline-Oh, Alison is here alright. Won't be defending herself quite just yet though.

    Alison chains.

    Get it? Alice in chains? Alison chained?


  23. perhaps she needs Unchained Melody

  24. Debbie, Caroline, against my better judgement I am unchaining Alison now. It's snowing like hell in Scotland right now. Can't just throw her out in the snow naked like this. Besides, she acts like she could use another touch of the whip.

  25. Oh Max - you know things are bad when people call in the Canucklehead! I know you'll do the right thing ...

  26. Canucklehead! How nice to see you. I was reading where your blog is for sale for the right pirce. I've got the right price, so I'll take it. Just for the pictures. You can take that other shit with you when you leave. Is three quarters and a nickel ok? Or do you have change for a dollar?

  27. I say kill the beast, kill the beast!

  28. Alison, you cut me. That was so unexpected. That's not what you promised to say. Give me my money back.

  29. picture and imagine Max and Alison friendly, happy, smiling and sharing good, supportive thoughts with one another.....

    or not!

  30. Debbie-Then you are halfway there. I don't think I have ever known Alison, under any circumstances, to be anything but positive and cheerful and helpful. No matter what was going on. I can assure you that even as she was saying, "Kill the beast!" she had a wide grin on her face. And positively wanted to kill me.

    So that just leaves me, the black sheep, for you to contend with. Good luck.


  31. baa,baa black sheep
    have you any wool?

    you can't pull the wool over our eyes maxie:

    And in the master's chambers,
    They gathered for the feast
    They stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can't kill the beast

    no, we can't kill the little beast

    relax said the night man

    relax, breath deep, enjoy the peace now....

  32. Ah Debbie. The blonde mind has returned. I'll just bet you love it when you occasionally run across someone who knows what you're raving about don't you, sweet thing? Yes, you've found him. Again. And Maxy knows the blonde one is not raving...

    Stabbed it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast...

    Are you referring, somewhat obliquely, to Alison's little pseudo outburst, blonde one?

    Then take my hand; I'll babble along with you for a while...

    Charles Manson: "You can't kill me. I'm already dead."

    Pink champagne on ice. Are you ready to order that wine now Debbie? We haven't had that spirit here since 1969....

    Am I on the right track, crazy one? Are our deranged minds coming together? Do you see the Night Man in the mesmerizing scary mind of yours?

    You do, don't you? Then allow me to finish what you chose NOT to finish--purposely chose not to finish...

    "Relax", said the Night Man, "We're programmed to receive.

    "You can check out anytime...

    "But you can never leave...

    Is that about it Debbie? You don't have to explain to Maxy. No steely knives needed here tonight, babe.

    Lost in the 60s tonight.

    Want to come along?

  33. And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
    With a word she can get what she came for

  34. Sooooo tired.


    But you always make me smile.

    No matter how tired.

    Please keep coming back..

  35. I'm sorry. "Stairway to heaven"

    Lost my train of thought...

  36. I will be leaving you tomorrow, for a short time.

    I will stop by to check on you before I go, but I have a road trip ahead of me, through the raging wild fires of the Ocala National Park, to my convention. (sighing deeply)

    Tonight, I play for tomorrow comes soon enough....

  37. so I should say:

    And I'll meet you at the station.
    You can be be there by four thirty,
    'Cause I made your reservation.
    Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
    Oh, no, no, no!

  38. Debbie? Are you there? Are you that lady? Maybe.

    Are you the one who's sure all that glitters must be gold?

    But no. Road trip. Always one step ahead of me, she is.

    Don't desert us here, blonde one. :0)

    Still crazy after all these years. Indeed.

  39. You see, she was gonna be an actress
    And I was gonna learn to fly.
    She took off to find the footlights,
    And I took off for the sky.
    And here, she's acting happy,
    Inside her handsome home.

  40. Taxi.

    I stuffed it into my shirt.

    Well, at least our play lists are compatible. :)

  41. say, do you know any hairy knuckled goons?

    I just had a call from someone trying to collect on first husband's second wife. Apparently she is using my address and phone number. Now, I will be having to do an identity theft check as i leave town. Oh my. She is no match for me, so I sing:

    Don't you love farce?
    My fault I fear

    But where are the clowns?
    Quick, send in the clowns.
    Don't bother, they're here.

  42. Jesus. Judy Collins. You must have only been about 8 years old.

    No hair knuckled acquaintances. But they are no match for you, I'm sure.

    Got to run to the store. If you can, try and check in tomorrow, ok?

  43. Well as usual, I am a day late and a dollar short. You freakin people make me sick with your normal hours of play. I can't believe I was sent here to take care of Alison. I remember when my dear friends thought I needed help. I sure appreciate the thoughts but it turned out I was stronger than anyone knew. I could slay little max, but then you all know you would have very boring lives without him. As you were.

  44. All this *doodling has given me a headache...

    Max why don't you just look and crit normal porn like other guys?

    *i say this because of course I cant even draw a stick figure and feel left out...

  45. BIC-This is what happens when I get frustrated with the real thing, because little b is such a tease. I turn to stick figures... :)

  46. Were you talking to me when you drew that?




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